The Roommate Chronicles

As promised I have created The Roommate Chronicles. Here you can find all the stupid conversations that have cropped up during the course of renting the house with my mate. The way this is going to work is going to be slightly different to the rants index page. I will have the the latest crazy entry printed up on the page body itself and then below there will be the archived entries that you can read to fufil your madness quota.

Some of them will be rare gems, some of them will be conversations that we have had in the wee hours of the morn and some will just be the random acts that she does when bored. They might not all be great, but they all are true. Of course names have been obscured for the sake of being fair, but some of those out there in the web reading world might figure things out if they know me.

The most recent one can be found below. All the rest can be found in the volume links on the menu above.

Blue_jester

Disney Dummy

07-02-2010
The Cast:
H: The old-housemate.
Me: I don't need to explain this, do I?
GF: My girlfriend, the foolish woman
HN: H's new guy

The Scene:
H has invited myself and the lady friend over to have dinner in her place with her new man. We are there, having some craic and eating some food and the topic of movies comes up.

HN:> So have you seen anything good at the movies?
GF:> Yea we went to see that "Avatar" the other day.
HN:> Any good?
GF:> It's a little on the long side, but the 3D side of things is brilliant. Well worth seeing from that end of it.
Me:> Aside from the story, the story is piss poor. In fact it's just a retelling of another story.
H:> Another story? What one?
Me:> Well it's pretty much like that Disney movie "Pocahontas" but in space. Plot is pretty much the same.
At this point H is looking slightly confused and brings her hand up to her nose and starts to make motions like her nose is growing longer.
H:> "Pocahontas"? Like with the nose that grows bigger and the wooden boy?
The three of us stare at her as she continues to make the nose growing motions.
Me:> Eh, no. That would be "Pinocchio".
Laughter from the three of us, while H calls us all dickheads for making fun of her and somehow tricking her into saying something stupid.